empty nesting

After over 30 years, we are finally empty nesters and what does the husband want to do? Go to Costco. There could be flower petals and candles and snuggling in once forbidden places - bowls of nachos .... and he wants to drive - in the dark and the cold - to big box hell and spend a week's pay on avocados and paper goods. Although, under certain circumstances - a metric ton of pork belly could be considered a romantic gesture - if seasoned right and I don't have to wash the pan....