farrier needed

That moment when -even though you'd be totally fine planting your hindparts on a block of ice most days because you're 57, female and if you know you know - you're not really prepped for fall apparel - the toenails, people. My dragon talons are not ready for sock weather. At least I don't have to wear panty hose to work anymore. I would have gone through a gallon of nail polish and ten pairs this morning. (see - if you get a run in your hose you can put a little polish on...uh, nevermind) I need a band saw and a pair of bolt cutters. Or maybe a farrier.