good thing i'm a werewolf

​And now that special post wherein our village idiot tosses her ample unmentionables over the picket fence to air in the crisp winter breeze. Or not.
I made the mistake of "checking my chart" - you know - getting on line and reading what your medical professional really thinks about you. "She does not understand why she still has a gaping head wound when she doesn't bludgeon herself with a maul" YA THINK?
I fully comprehend the "chronic issue" specifically outlined in my after visit summary - but it is certainly not a stand alone deal - nor am I actually an idiot. (I just play one on FB) I was attempting to give you - medical professional - specific information regarding the primary thing I DO NOT do that usually primarily contributes to and exacerbates my chronic issue.
I am really attempting to defer to a professional with education and experience. I desire to be respectful and appropriate. I understand the "majority" governs the rules of treatment. But I live in this body. I know how it responds - and how it is NOT responding to the standard treatment for the primary symptom - because the primary symptom isn't the primay issue but a secondary result.
I get why people give up, take the pills, become sicker and eventually succumb to their mortality. We're like dogs licking the hand that beats us because it feeds us too and we don't know how to hunt for ourselves.
Good thing I'm a werewolf.
Peace.