Of all the insanity

Of all the insanity in this world...I rarely toss out a venom laced diatribe anymore and even when I was inclined to post the random toxic monologue - politics was not my subject matter. But seriously? Those ingrates who probably don't put a cauldron on the hearth EVER - those who's minions prepare the evening blood sacrifice for the gluttonous lawmakin' overlords - yes those toads are now attempting to tell me - taxpayin' me that I must forever pair with the GRID to boil my gruel? For anyone who has attempted to heat a tortilla or light a candle - an electrical stove will NEVER serve your needs unless you're into cold burritos and melty wax. For those of you whom I hold in esteem - we can agree to disagree amicably if you prefer the flat - soulless glow of an electrical cooktop at the flip of a switch but I prefer to cook with gas.